dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.

Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"

by Cray cray ray fish June 5, 2018

Dan

will suck your pickle for a nickel and will use his big body to rub your pickle

do you want a nickel Dan

by THE REAL RAT MAN February 27, 2022

Dan

Dan a guy who is an amazing friend. You may not always be best friends but you’ll always be close, you may have a falling out or to but you’ll always be there for him and he’ll always be there for you.

Wow that’s Dan he’s a good friend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

Dan

An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.

Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.

by good12838 June 2, 2020

dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose

I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.

by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016

Dan

Pretty gay.

"Hey,you're Dan now?"
"Yep,gotta come out of the closet sooner or later"

by Sandtrum June 3, 2019

Dan

A Dan is somebody who loves his family and his friends, willing to give people the benefit of the doubt and put people before himself. Appreciative of everything put in front of them and never wants to put anyone down, unless jokingly. Is a little hard to get talking, but once going, they will become a good friend. Though, they are insecure about themselves, and thus try to keep a low profile, not trying to cause a commotion or cause problems. Stumble over their words and overthinks most things. Is aware of these shortcomings, but because of that, gets angry with themselves for doing such, and can sometimes cause an aggressive exterior. Due to this, they try to change, but get overwhelmed at attempting to figure out how to change themselves, which means sometimes he is dull and seems hopeless. Will always stick by your side though, and will love you through and through.

Please know if that you are with this type of Dan, that you love him, because he will love you back as much as you do him.

Person 1: You are dating Dan? Isn't he kinda awkward to be around?
Person 2: Yes, but once you get to know him, you will see something different in him.

by wediditbecausewerebestfriends October 18, 2023