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coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
by lol893 July 8, 2024
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
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Coffee Black

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022
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Coffee

A slang term for hot black sex.
"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"
by Meowzic November 7, 2016
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Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.
Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
by Hunteranger May 31, 2021
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just like coffee

Dude: Shes so hot!

You: Just like coffee

Dude#2: Awe man i failed my math test!

You: Just like coffee
by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013
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Sweet coffee

by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022
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