If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.

I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.

be alpha if you want clam by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

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angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

angry clam by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

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Kentucky Clam Slapper

The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"

Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"

Kentucky Clam Slapper by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

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