Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015

Biscuit Heels

Where flakey but pure white heels

Dayyymmm look at shawtys biscuit heels

by XxXHeroXx April 1, 2021

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

nisker biscuit

Man code for a realistic goal of sex with a woman

Dude, i'm gonna get me some nisker biscuit tonight!

by metal man82 April 30, 2009

biscuit quepher

a sound from under the breakfast table.

what is that biscuit quepher im smelling??

by Paul Cottrell February 4, 2009

tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane July 3, 2012

narc biscuit

to inform an authority figure of illicit behavior. refers to narcotics agents, as often related to drug use.

"Dude, how'd you get pinched?"
"Fuckin Jake was throwin narc biscuits"

by RustbeltLingua January 9, 2009