by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 09, 2014
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When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
by swollen richard January 22, 2014
She was beard bashing me last night
by Buckyboy9191 December 02, 2019