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Beachlifters 

People who steal your belongings on the beach while you are swimming.
Person 1: "Dude, where are my slippers, towel, and bag??"

Person 2: "Fucking beachlifters!!"
Beachlifters by Cgsoldier333 July 31, 2010

Beachwrite 

A person who doodles in the sand.
Someone who writes names/words and phrases in the sand, captures the image on digital media, preserving the moment forever before it is washed away to sea. Aka Beachwriting, Beachwriters, Beachwrite or Doodlers of Nature.
Beachwrite by Beachwrite September 14, 2011
A beach ball is a large ball filled with air that people play with, especially when they go to the beach.
Wow, that is a nice beachball to play with on the beach!
beachball by rhinoacid April 9, 2019

fully beached 

To be quite far under the influence of marijuana; pretty high, very baked
*hits blunt*
Dude 1: "Düde, I'm fully beached right now"

Dude 2: "fully"

bachelor steps 

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.
"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
bachelor steps by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.
Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.
geo bachelor by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013