Kaan Academy

A place were barlophobes learn, grow, and don't fall for the modern day Gen z bullshit . Go to www.mhmniggernuta.com/KaanAcademy to start your free trial!

*disclaimer* No relation to Khan academy

Person A: Omg I came out to Samantha as a Barlo and told her I want Barry Bee Benson in my bed. Then she bitch slapped me so hard I lost my 6 teeth and 8 braincells

Person B: She must have graduated from Kaan Academy. We better report this to twitter.

by Dojyaaan! June 9, 2022

Iqra Math and Science Academy

a place where you read Quran and get fucked

Fuck oxford me and my homies go to Iqra Math and Science Academy

by imsa groper June 17, 2022

Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.

"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."

by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022

Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)

"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.

Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school

by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022

Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022

DUMFRIES ACADEMY

A homophoic school that cares about nothing but themselves, All the staff are big narcissistic bitches that care 0% about students mental health. All they care about is the awards they get for the school luring in more depressed kids that's already have no will to live. The school only does stuff for Money and Awards and they are getting away with it.

Dumfries Academy: puts up pride flag -upside down-
(Two days later)

DA: takes flag down cause they didn't win the Pride Award

by My pseudonmy May 3, 2022