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Droylsden Academy

A mixed bag. Believe me sometimes it's good and then other times you have that one Year 11 student who's a paedophile. Some think it's a pretty good school others think it's a shithole.
A guy walked in and stole Chromebooks at night once in 2018 and a few years before someone made a makeshift knife from a pencil sharpener blade and threatened someone with it
Person 1: "So what do you think of Droylsden Academy?"
Person 2: "It was mid."
Person 3: "The equivalent to the Devil's cesspit."
by TheHolyKetchup9 July 29, 2022
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Kaan Academy

A place were barlophobes learn, grow, and don't fall for the modern day Gen z bullshit . Go to www.mhmniggernuta.com/KaanAcademy to start your free trial!

*disclaimer* No relation to Khan academy
Person A: Omg I came out to Samantha as a Barlo and told her I want Barry Bee Benson in my bed. Then she bitch slapped me so hard I lost my 6 teeth and 8 braincells

Person B: She must have graduated from Kaan Academy. We better report this to twitter.
by Dojyaaan! June 9, 2022
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Iqra Math and Science Academy

a place where you read Quran and get fucked
Fuck oxford me and my homies go to Iqra Math and Science Academy
by imsa groper June 17, 2022
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Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022
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Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.
Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school
by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022
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Rowland academy

Rowland academy is a bitch ass school that I had to suffer in for 4 years. I met a lot of people and I made tons of friends…. But I made more enemy’s. The lunch sucks, the school is trash and every floor the halls and classes looks the same. Right now I’m in high school and I’m telling you John harris high school is definitely way better. All these story’s we’ve been hearing about it some are true and some aren’t. If you really want to survive don’t be a pussy. And don’t let people talk shit about you or you I’ll prob get jump. (I just realized that I changed the whole subject) But what I’m trying to say is Rowland academy is a horrible middle school go to marshal or something. Idk you do you. I just had to say this.
by Idk man don’t ask me October 24, 2022
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