Bed

somewhere you have sex

I went in bed with John and fucked him for 9 hours straight

by Lumiar November 12, 2023

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by March 28, 2022

Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.

My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison

Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."

by 7568ino January 19, 2024

Bed

Something that you can sleep in.

We went to bed when mom told us.

by CJ_DA_BOSS November 30, 2021

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude June 27, 2012

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.

I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.

by Dart Master June 21, 2011