When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
by anonymous February 18, 2024

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.
Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.
I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.
I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023

by Bang Ding Ow January 7, 2022
