'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.

Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"

by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018

tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

Lib-Tard

The word libtard is intended to insult someone by linking the person’s liberal political views and their expression to an intellectual or developmental disability: as the etymology indicates, the last part of this compound comes from retard, a profoundly demeaning term for a person with such a disability. Reliance on the disparagement of people with disabilities makes libtard, and its much less frequent companion insult conservatard, doubly offensive.

My friend Tammy who is a secretary is a Lib-Tard, she’s a liberal.

by JohnnyCockryn June 9, 2025

Tard

Someone who is beyond stupid. A person could become stupid through no fault of their own. A Tard, however, is never so innocent.

Tard:

- One who revels in their own willful ignorance.

Or, who chooses to remain uniformed about a topic, despite being very emotionally invested in it.

- Someone with a profound lack of sense.

"Dude, did he seriously just mansplain evolution to an evolutionary biologist?"
"Yeah. He's such a Tard."

by Chad Shugecaulk December 27, 2023

tard

Someone who is so retarded to the point where the "re" is taken off the rest of the word.

Matt: Chris is such a tard. He is so caught up in his bullshit to the point that he forgot where his class was, and then yelled at the teacher when she told him it was the wrong class.

by condom balls 33 April 24, 2023

fuck tard

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard

Your a fuck tard!

by Modern provider May 30, 2014