Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
by BannonBalls January 03, 2022
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bearded kathe

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.

A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 13, 2010
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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
by Lily Spunkface November 04, 2011
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race beard

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
by secretuser420 May 08, 2022
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Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.
"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".
by jamaicascreem May 15, 2012
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Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
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cheesy beard

When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.
I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.
by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017
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