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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).
by seizurebutton February 21, 2019
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downtown got a hold of us

Downtown got a hold of us
Downtown got a hold of us
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among us

person 1: "hey have you heard of among us"
person 2: "shut the fuck up"
person 1: "wha-"
person 2: "IM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT AMONG US EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE. STOP IT. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT."
by DBShorts March 10, 2022
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among us

by nonoononononoononnononon February 24, 2022
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