Touchdown 

When a male ejaculates between the front gap of a womans front teeth; then procedes to slap her on the top of the head while screaming touchdown!!

The only reason I even dated her was because I got to score a touchdown!

Touchdown by rlikjgfklsmvlkdsfjgolsdikfjgls January 24, 2009

Touched 

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

Touched by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

touch of a paedophile 

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

touch of a paedophile by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

touch 

Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.

"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."

touch by Mike October 3, 2004

tolcheck 

to hit; strike with force

He tolchecked the veck.

tolcheck by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Uncle touchy 

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy

Uncle touchy by Cbuck March 10, 2017

National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th

Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day

National touch ass day by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019