mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016

bird pig

A dirty girl who farts alot and refers to her breasts as flapjacks

Shes a bird pig yeah yeah yeah yeah.

by Pros626 January 18, 2018

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021

PP PIG

the rip off peppa pig. but shaped like a pp.

Koasa : hoe have you seen someone's dick?
Ranir : yes, mine. It looks like pp pig

by skskksksjbef October 16, 2021

Squeaking the Pig

After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"

Dunkaroo really went full squeaking the pig last night

by Xeothought October 30, 2021

Pig Frying

A term for 'harrassing' police cause you cant actually harass them. Can also be said as fried a pig/frying a pig.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna go fry those pigs?
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro, I love Pig Frying.

by oak666 September 8, 2021

slut pig

Someone who like to put their hair in pig tails while they are getting pulled and squeel.

"omg im such a little slut pig"

by slutpig101 June 26, 2021