titty fucked

to be screwed over in a massive way.
There is no real action invovled, merley a saying.

"oh no I don't have any eggs to make an omlette"
"well, I guess you're titty fucked then."

by love, ae November 4, 2008

gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011

titty garden

Two or more breasts in one place.

Girl #1: Let's have a sleepover!
Girl #2: Is it just us girls?
Girl #1: Yes, why?
Girl #2: OMG, it's going to be such a titty garden!

by Emperor's Groove June 11, 2011

tittie nip

Just a fun way to say "nipple."

Tittie nip! Say it to yourself... rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

Hey! Don't do that! I'll pinch your tittie nip!

by AnnaBanana1234 December 7, 2006

titty burly

Big beautifully obnoxious tits

She was a big titty burly, by the name of Chrissy.

by Del Mar July 29, 2007

titty wagger

a name for a person who is awfully homosexual, annoying, boobiewaggingful, or any negative adjective that may be minorly offensive that someone would like to say in a majorly unoffensive way not really; all offense is secretly intended

a person who enjoys putting their ta-ta's in other people's faces

Edward - Did you see that prostitute totally running around half naked and throwing her milkshakes in innocent pedestrian's faces?
Emma - Yeah, she was a complete titty wagger.

by Emma. No pseudonyms here. January 20, 2009

Titty totter

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009