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Tucker' Carlson

The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.
She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.
by Factula March 16, 2021
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plane ticket

1g of weed
by dzenkins August 24, 2013
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wood tickler

1) The phantom sensation that one gets on random parts of their body that is assumed to be a wood tick crawling.
2) The unfortunate sensation of ones mate subtly trying to ellicit a positive response to a sexual interlude in the early morning
1) I slept so poorly last night. I went for a hike in the woods yesterday and kept feeling wood ticklers all night.
2) My one morning to sleep in and Lee kept wood tickling me. I pretended to sleep until he went to work.
by niclo-jo August 3, 2011
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Tucker

One who practices self imposed emasculation by tucking the male genetalia beween clenched thighs.
She knows he's a tucker and therefore wants nothing to do with him. Real women despise tuckers.
by Area Man 1 November 12, 2009
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Tinkering

This is what an individual or a group does to define themselves as a tink or tinks. If they are tinkering about ie. something which they think is cool- there are those (usually the minority) which think they are being...tinks!
Tinkering includes cliquey activities such as constructing a photo wall in the 6th year common room out of very tinkish photos (depicting certain poses, though done in the spirit of fun, usually behind each jokey pose there is an sicko who thinks they are being cool, and look rather darn good). Also School dances and other sick School related events (School trips, shows...) fall under the category of tinkering.
tinkering in the haystack, take it back to the bedroom.
by Jim Hawkins November 15, 2006
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golden ticket

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010
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tonsil tickler

a bloke that cant kiss and frequently rams his tongue down your throat to no effect.
Marks cant kiss he's a real tonsil tickler!
by frenchie April 24, 2003
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