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Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.
"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"
by Alf Porn April 12, 2024
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Moved the spider

Having "moved a spider" or "moved the spider" refers to a group of 4 people in a circle jerk using only their feet. The 8 feet make the "spider". When someone "moves the spider" they have successfully caused their person to nut. A new person switches in, slightly changing the geometry of the circle. By this mechanism, the spider can move its way across the room, depending on how many people are waiting to jump in when it moves.
My size 14's really "moved the spider" last night at the frat party. I've never been so drunk or so good with my feet before. Maybe I should drop my econ major and go into ballet, bro.
by Spodrmen May 6, 2024
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Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.
AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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Spider Queen

A Deity who took the form of a half-human half-spider as the physical manifestation of arachnophobia. She travels to many realms to conquer and make her appearance known by taunting, pestering those who dares defy her queenly reign.commonly found in any place with a chat room discord, reddit any form of media with a chatroom with the intent to make her presense known no matter the consequences. If you ever encounter her respect the unknown, keep calm or end up like the ones who tried insanity slowly encompass them.
spider queen refers to the one over all spiders the one has control over all spiders no matter species
by Arackin May 19, 2024
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Spider Queen

A Deity who took the form of a half-human half-spider as the physical manifestation of arachnophobia. She travels to many realms to conquer and make her appearance known by taunting, pestering those who dares defy her queenly reign.commonly found in any place with a chat room discord, reddit any from of media with a chatroom with the intent to make her presense known no matter the consequences. If you ever encounter her respect the unknown, keep calm or end up like the ones who tried insanity slowly encompasses them with each breath fighting a force no human can fend.
spider queen refers to a leader of all spiders the one whom has control over all spiders regardless of species in fiction
by Arackin May 19, 2024
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A Spider Bite

A bad shot of dope. Possibly a miss. It causes the skin to turn red, swell, and itch. Users will typically say its a spider bite rather than admit to shooting dope.
This girl in rehabs hand is fucked up. She says it's a spider bite.
by Juicy J 1990 February 13, 2024
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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024
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