Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

wills long dong

does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!

Riter, have you seen wills long dong anywhere?!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019