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Slap Dance

The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.

One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
"Hey Jon, Ill give you 20 buck ifs you go in the kitchen and do a slap dance in front of grandma"
by con serving time January 19, 2011
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bull slap

To slap a bull on the ass.(As Defined in the movie Wild Hog's)
Hey taylor, lets go play a game of bull slap.
by Dan_collins November 4, 2007
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slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut
eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped
by tommywebo March 4, 2011
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Text-Slap

The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.
Joe: Hey man, what's up?

Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

Joe: AAH! The hell!?

Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.

((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
by Stone the Mighty May 4, 2010
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slapping ass

When you thrust so hard during sex you make a slap sound
Man we were SLAPPING ASS so hard last night she almost fell off the bed.
by Bobsheretofuckyobitch June 7, 2018
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That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"
Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?
by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005
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Stuntman Slap

Where you ejaculate on your hand and slap a womens face right after it.
I must have felt like living dangerously cause I put a Stuntman Slap all up on her face.
by DR J0NES1 August 4, 2011
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