depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

Semi-depressed

Being depressed without being diagnosed.
A lot of young kids say they are depressed but this is a better term for them to use.

bsf: Are you okay??
other girl: No..
bsf: You’ve been like this for a while, what’s up?
other girl: I’m Semi-depressed..

by TheLadyOfFlatness May 16, 2020

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

nillie depression

That feeling you have when you can not be by their side or even embrace millie bobby brown and noah schnapp, not having them by your side when you really need them, the farther they are the more you are depressed. You are desperate and you can hardly breathe because there is not a single space that has not covered your tears

I have to hug them, I have nillie depression

by nillie_schnipper August 18, 2018

Election season depression

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses

Election season depression is started in 2016 and has reached epic proportions in 2024.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2024

Depression

Oh no, I know that not cleaning your house and not grooming yourself are symptoms of depression....

Hym "I'm doing it deliberately. I don't actually have depression. LIFE-STRIKE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, I don't think, nor have I ever claimed, that Schizophrenia 'Isn't real.' I said that I was either patient zero of a 'Psychogenic epidemic' (I said "Epiphenomenon" but I was using the word wrong because Epi (affects a a community) and Phenomenon (1. a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. 2. a remarkable person, thing, or event.) and you would think that that's what the word means but, no, and then I made the comparison to religion) Like, if I do the symptoms of Depression... That IS NOT HAVING DEPRESSION. It isn't the same. But if I were to report the 'symptoms' that I have... But people are DOING THE SYMPTOMS TO ME... Then I don't have the thing that coincides with the symptoms. Jordan Peterson... Decided to pile on... In spite of the fact the that he's a mental health professional, or WAS, and wants to use the fact that it's happening as leverage to get me to do his bullshit and YOU are authoritarian shit-libs who want you to be the cops without you having to actually do it yourself but EITHER OF YOU doing EXACTLY THAT will result in ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! FULL RIGHTS OR DEATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Depression

A mental health issue that no one understands?

Boomer: "How can Ryan be depressed? He is so privileged and has a range rover, he thinks he has had it so hard when there are people starving in Africa?"

Intelligent person: "I don't find your whataboutery compelling, you do realise that while depression may be caused by traumatic events, that isn't always the case. Depression is disorder caused by insufficient serotonin production which is the "happy hormone" in the brain. Please do your research before spouting utter nonesense please and thank you"

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021