Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

Beach Whale Rescue Team

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

Whale Jugging

The Act of Blowing Across a Large Woman's Anus, using it as a musical instrument of endless pleasures. Tuned by spreading/squishing the cheeks as necessary thus changing the shape and taughtness of the orifice.

After a Successful night of Hogging, Ben took his catch back to her place for an evening of romancing , culminated by the sweet sweet sounds of him Whale Jugging her to sleep.

by Mike Hancho Eclesiasties April 8, 2017