Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

Spider Lily

A flower that's (not) very edible.

Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”

Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”

Person 1: “Any time.”

by Killing Myself On My IG live January 14, 2024

Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.

“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...

The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....

by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020

Spider Pussy

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️

I got spider pussy last night
silly goose

by thatswhatyomammasaidlastnihjt August 29, 2021

Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.

"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."

by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024