tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane July 3, 2012

Soggy biscuit

The result of sloppy anal sexual relations that ends with ejaculation inside the rectum.

Man you won’t believe what I did last night, my girl finally let me fuck her in the ass, and I left that bitch with a soggy biscuit

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

Prairie Biscuit

A a kind of bread in small, soft cakes, raised with baking powder or soda, or sometimes with yeast that includes in its recipe sour mash, pork lard, and turkey gizzards. Not a Sunday-go-to-meeting bun but leavened bread that G-D ---self would eat.

If you want a snack, here's a Ho Ho. If you want to feel like you ate a truck, here's a prairie biscuit.

by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010

Woofy Biscuit

Slang for a nicely shaved or trimmed vagina; Biscuit implies it's a tasty one.

"Hey bro I gotta go, I got some woofy biscuit waiting at home for me!"

by SailorSurprise October 11, 2008

nisker biscuit

Man code for a realistic goal of sex with a woman

Dude, i'm gonna get me some nisker biscuit tonight!

by metal man82 April 30, 2009

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

narc biscuit

to inform an authority figure of illicit behavior. refers to narcotics agents, as often related to drug use.

"Dude, how'd you get pinched?"
"Fuckin Jake was throwin narc biscuits"

by RustbeltLingua January 9, 2009