tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.

That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!

by calisun23 May 3, 2008

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

Tard Fuel

The beverage Mountain Dew.

My tattoo artist, Than, likes to drink Tard Fuel.

by DictatorDot August 24, 2008

Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.

"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"

by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008