„smash“

smash

e.g., you are walking down the street with a friend and see someone you would like to „smash“ i.e., fuck, get to know, expressing towards your friend that you are attracted to that person.

POV: sees someone attraktiv

„smash“

Best way to use it:
„respectfully smash!“

by JuicyJ1109 February 8, 2023

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Smashed

Another word for ugly bitches

Yo that bitch smashed

Yo tell that bitch she smashed

by Ps: OTFXSIR January 23, 2022

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

SMASH

S-Source
M-Mix
A-Amp
S-Speaker
H-Harrah

We Are Getting No Music Out Of The Speakers.
Have You Done The SMASH Check?

by Jescam August 18, 2018

bug smash

To stamp down onto an opponents face, usually to end a physical altercation.

Last night was not a good night, I was at the hospital and got mouthy with some of the staff, next thing I know I am in the alley getting bug smashed by gang of shriners.

by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010

Rocket Smash

When you're smashing your girl (or guy) so hard that you explode and take off like a rocket and it takes you to Mars.

Guy 1: Bro I just Rocket Smashed my girl last night that was crazy.
Guy 2: Yooooo no way that's crazy!

by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021