sex

what every 12 year old dreams 'bout

12 year old 1: OMG!!!!!
2:WHAT!!!!
1: i just cant wait for sex!!!
2: me too!!!!

by a boy 4 ever February 17, 2007

sex

when a man shoves his cock in a womans pussy and moves it in and out until they feel pleasure.

Man: you ready for some sex baby
Women: hell ya steve!fuck me hard!!

by cumlover0966 March 10, 2008

sex

where a girl and a guy fuck each other
usually a guy puts his penis in a girls vagina
there are other variations of it too

Scut Gaga: have sex with me girl!!
Melisa Warmer:hell no, your dick is microscopic dude!

by Big D wit Uzi March 5, 2009

sex

What your wife DOESN'T do when your on a business trip for a week and the sink isn't working so she she calls over your "best friend" Marcus to help her fix it even though he knows NOTHING about plumbing and the kitchen sink worked just FINE before you left the day after you where celebrating your 9th anniversary where you bought her a 8000 DOLLAR ANNIVERSARY RING ! DEBBIIIIIIIIE !!!!!!!!

You : Honey, I'm home !

You: Honey ?

You: You didn't start having sex without me have you ? *laughs*

You: HONEY!?

Best friend and Wife: *moaning sounds*

You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?!?

by Flurmp March 24, 2017

sex

the meaning of life.

dude, i had sex last night. i guess i can die happy now.

by zombie fucker May 17, 2008

sex

Great pleasure of all between the two genders. A male's penis pleases females alot by sticking there penis in and out of the vagina alot over and over, sticking the testicle into a woman's mouth to suck on, or stick the penis up her ass. For a woman: She lays on a bed etc. and let the men touch anything. Then she would lick the penis giving pleasure. Pleasure is reached when your sex-mate moans. Then both of you would lose your virginity.

The hot, great, sex lasted a dat because Ryan kept sticking his penis up Kathleen's vagina with great pleasure. They moaned alot. Then Kathleen laid spread-eagle on a bea with only her lacy black bra and red panties. Ryan took off evrything on him and her and started licking her breasts, and with his hands he kept tickling her vulva having fun. This was repeated.

by Sexy thing July 18, 2008

sex

when a dude sticks his dick in a girls pussy. nuff said? nope! he pulls it in and out, in and out, in and out, untill the girl says to stop. and when she says to stop he doesnt. he cums in her. she gets pregnant, kicked out, etc. dude leaves girl and her life becomes a living nightmare.

-boy and girl have sex-
girl-dont cum in me!
boy-too late.
2 months later
girl- im pregnant
boy-bye

by AnnaleighxCore;; February 24, 2008