It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003
Get the Des Moines Surprisemug. where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.
that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.
by stuball85 December 26, 2010
Get the surprised clown facemug. eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.
by jerry17 July 5, 2011
Get the port orange surprisemug. by snolaura October 12, 2009
Get the George Washingtons surprisemug. by Fat and stubid March 28, 2020
Get the Fancy Feast Surprisemug. After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROUGHT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
by Jonny Rocketfingers February 25, 2008
Get the Hot Fudge Surprisemug. A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".
After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."
by Subject7 June 30, 2011
Get the Well color me surprisedmug.