Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

Lack of Food Poisoning

Used to describe the condition of being poisoned, by not eating for excessive periods of time. not to be confused with food poisoning, which is the condition of being poisoned by food.

This term is used by multiple creators on youtube and is the scientifically accurate term to use when describing a prolonged lack of food.

We should build some more farms so our people don't die of lack of food poisoning

by Rampagerslife October 6, 2019

Cal Poly Pomona

When a place that you would expect to be managed well appears to be horribly mismanaged

Yo the wingstop over there is wack as hell!!! I tried to order and they we’re out of like 5 things. Not only that, I thought I heard a couple having sex in the back. That’s been the case for weeks now. I swear, that place is a total Cal poly Pomona.

by YuOfTheNight July 12, 2023

MCR poisoning

Where a person or persons are subjected to much "My chemical romance" songs. The first signs of the poisoning are a urge to dress in a Emo mana, second sign, results in the urge to sing like a banshee, the third, is an urge to perform selfharm and the last is Death, due to the last stage of the poisoning. There is only one cure for this terrible diease and this is the Mega Riff.

used as a noun to describe the diease itself:

"you have MCR poisoning"

by The Stonehill February 22, 2007

Poonani

Poo-Nani

1.someone who cleans but smells like poo
2. a very Untalented Maid.
3. a mexican house wife.

1.Damn yo, your Poonani is Rank!
2. you need to fire that poonani
3. La ramera que usted huele como taquila podrido!!11oneone

by Corpral Seldstmord August 18, 2008

poon

adam juwig, a vagina

"hey adam, we should go chillin with the pud"

"no man, i'm tired"

by taylor March 15, 2005