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boiling tea pot

The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
mugGet the boiling tea potmug.

Pot head

Someone who wears a pot on there head.
hey dude jerry is a real Pot head
by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018
mugGet the Pot headmug.

Silent pot attack

When your high as hell and no one knows it, all the sudden you pass out from a pot attack and they decide to give you peanut butter butt.
While waking up from her silent pot attack sherri heard her aunt saying
:Quick Someone grab the peanut butter sherri just passed out. I'll roll her over while you fill the

syringe. I think her sugar dropped.
by messy bun2 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Silent pot attackmug.

plant pot

an insult written by eylo
“oi kate you fucking plant pot”
by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021
mugGet the plant potmug.

Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
mugGet the Glazing the Potmug.

The pot of gold

When a woman gives a man a rim job from underneath and the dick and balls act as a unicorn whole making the guch a rainbow thus making the arse hole a pot of gold.
‘Hey did you give Steve the pot of gold last night?’

‘Yeh he can’t resist the pot of gold
by JesusOnXans July 8, 2018
mugGet the The pot of goldmug.

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
mugGet the A watched pot never boilsmug.

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