shit for brains

Having actuall "shit for brains".

"I ate the former brain and replaced it with shit. He now has shit for brains".

by Liz alcott January 30, 2004

dodo brain

Someone who posts faffing twaddle on Wikipedia discussion pages about subjects they don't understand.

I understand that a butterfly flapping it's wings can cause a hurricane, but...

- You dodo brain!

by pokute October 8, 2010

Cat Brains

The brains of a cat. usually dead, but there are exceptions to this rule.

Steve: You know whats good on toast?
Jim: Cat brains?

by Jimfaaace November 5, 2006

Cum Brains

When a man blows his load into a girls ear and she gets a massive migraine.

After 28 stright hours of oral, I think ill give her cum brains.

by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005

brain potato

a large grouping of hard snot or a solid booger extracted from one's nostrils while contemplating any subject.

while answering my girlfriends question about whether or not her sister beulah with the acne problem was attractive i rubbed my nose and discovered a large mass of hardened snot i then proceeded to pull it out, scrape it off in an ashtray and said to my girlfriend, fuck no !!!! stupid. i just yanked a brain potato so large it would pass for your sisters left cheek.

by fixer 2006 April 30, 2007

crap for brains

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.

Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.

by Hempknight January 24, 2003

stoner-brain

1. Person
a)who is habitually intoxicated by drugs and/or alcohol
b)who is unable to think clearly and make sound decisions due to habitual use of narcotics.
2. Refers to the impaired mental ability of a drug addict to make rational and consistent thoughts

Tom is a stoner-brain so high on bong he can't tell his dick from his ass

by WebC December 3, 2007