Homocratic States of America

The future name of the small piece of land surrounding Washington DC once the United States formally falls, when we are no longer able to pay our debt due to the corrupt mismanagement of public funds for decades, and most of the land that currently constitutes the United States of America is sold off.

I bet they'll make YMCA the national anthem of the Homocratic States of America!

It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025

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Gulf of America

A (bad) suggestion for the new name of Gulf of Mexico by the United State's 47th "president".

Person A: “Did you hear what "the president" wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to?”

Person B: “I dunno. - What?”

Person A: “Gulf of America.”

Person B: “That's fucking ridiculous. - No one's gonna call it that.”

by KattyTheEnby January 21, 2025

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I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

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An America

A sexual position involving apple pie, whipped cream, and a red-white-and-blue strap-on.

Phoebe and Katie did an American last summer.

by moosemeat January 16, 2012

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laugh at america day

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.

man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.

by RICHISPOORLOL January 7, 2021

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