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Pinball Machine

Stretching out your dick hole so someone can stick their foot in it.
I was a pinball machine last night with my girl.
by Gwynnyyy August 16, 2017
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Machine Gun

When fingering a girl, stick your two index fingers in her vagina, in a rapid fire motion, therefore creating a "machine gun" efect. Also can be done in the anus with the pinky fingers.
"man that chick was so drunk, she let me machine gun her all night man... both holes!!"
by Billy Leblanc April 26, 2004
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Mathical

n. A cross of the words math and magical. Can be used when you have a math epiphany, or to describe a feat that could only be accomplished with math (like architecture or a highly strategic game of billiards.)
Looking up at the Parthenon filled me with a mathical feeling.

When I figured out number fourteen on the Algebra quiz, it was mathical!
by fenix_451 March 5, 2010
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Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.
In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
by ME!! January 25, 2005
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suicide machine

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.
Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!
by Frank E. July 15, 2004
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Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!
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Ice Cream Machine

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
by PIAN February 7, 2015
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