Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017

a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025

Lemon bar

A term, sometimes derogatory, meaning a bisected person.

Stacy: “See dave, he’s a total lemon bar”
Dave: “So what, who cares”

by UrbanDictionaryIsAWebsite July 12, 2023

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

e-lemon-ated

When you assalt some one who is annoying or getting on your nerves by squeezeing the lemon on their head and when your about finished you throw it their face.

My brother was getting me pissed enough for me to punch him in the face, but i didnt want to get punched back so i just got a lemon and e-lemon-ated him.

by enrique 1995 May 21, 2010

bitch lemon

When you try to draw or create a circle but it doesn't exactly turn out right and forms some weird kind of ellipse.

(there seriously needs to be word for this so I created one)

Phil had bitch lemons all over his page in art class

by Thealmightydoge64 June 17, 2021