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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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Janitor

Dax's motto
ITS DAX! I'm a janitor
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jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.
ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick
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Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
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Joint

In the p.a prison system its referring to a person of homosexual tendencies. Or full out gay.
Yo you hear mike and shawn got caught in their cell fucking last night?? I always knew they were joints!
by Moneygettinnigga October 11, 2019
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Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.
by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019
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Jonathan

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan
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