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Johnny

Hey Johnny, buddy!
by microwavesGoMMMM September 17, 2020
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Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.
Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.
by whitewolf91 April 19, 2021
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Johnny

Person 1: You know Johnny?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s him
by ItsOwnlyJohnny November 23, 2021
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Johnny

Person 1: Are you ready Johnny?
Johnny: Ready is my middle name
by Soniahaha April 18, 2023
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Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012
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Johnny Cash

Jesus Christ himself.
To put it short, Cash was a country musician (he also did blues, folk, rock & roll, and gospel) who was born in Kingsland, Arkansas, on February 26, 1932, and sadly passed away from diabetes on September 12, 2003, at the age of 71.
by 7568ino September 28, 2023
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pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.
Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"
by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015
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