chad jacket

A condom.

“Oops, gotta put on my chad jacket so we don’t get pregers.”

by Faccceerr May 15, 2018

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart

Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket

by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018

Joke jacket

A person that thinks that he or she is funny but instead that this lame joking ass funny not as that.

Haha, you are such a joke jacket bro.

by Master of Joke Jackets December 28, 2018

Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.

She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.

by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019

Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

The jacket thing

When a guy takes off his jacket in the cold and gives it to a girl. Normally done by the guy to show that he cares about / likes the girl.

Amelia: How did your first date go?
Thomas: It was perfect imo. I even did the jacket thing!
Amelia: Awwwwww!

by General Tom October 21, 2019