Justin Bieber

A short wanna-be asain kid who sounds like a 10-year old on Xbox screaming when he was found boosting. He has already hit puberty, but still sounds like a a cat being nudered. Fans that like him usually commit suicide after going to one of his concerts. As for the other fans, they either masturbate (incliding guys) or have gay sex because they want to be just like him.

OMG, its justin bieber.

No, thats just a guy jacking off.

by screw_u_JB November 4, 2010

Justin

A total fag who likes to rage on xbox

*Justin Dies* Justin: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS I WAS ON A 2 KILL STREAK YOU FUCKING NEWBS YOU'RE ALL MOTHER LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the swag muffin man November 7, 2014

Justin Bieber

the #1 threat to the universe who when he gets more fans his power grows until he comes to the point were his power level becomes that of Chuck Norris, Broly, Dr.Octagonapus, and Goku combined. She claims to be a male singer despite the fact her voice is that of a 10 year old girl. unless she dies soon she will destroy the universe with horrible music and brainwash almost every female to believing Justin Bieber is attractive. eventually she will have destroyed any decent music band such as BTR, Nickleback, and any other band that is better than her(in other words every1)

JB fangirl: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO HAWT!!!!!!1111111 and you just hate him coz ur jealous

me:no he just disables my powers

JB fangirl: what powers?-radio explodes- wth?

me:-turns into super sayin- kah-meh hah-meh HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-shoop da whoop

by Super_Sayin_Broly November 14, 2010

Justin Bieber

An alternate name for a pubic hair; one that has been dislodged from a human body and left behind in a public place

I was going to take a dump in mall bathroom when suddenly I realized someone left a Justin Bieber on the toilet seat. Needless to say I went to another stall to take a shit.

by Lars Likes Bieber August 18, 2010

Justin Bieber

A little fag who likes singing about being a lesbian. When she was a little girl she was not good at any sports. Know her single Mommy can't take care of her so usher has to take care of her.

Justin Bieber Talking To Her Boy Friend

Justin: Hey Baby, guess what?

Her Boy friend: What?

Justin: I'm pregnant, pregnant, pregnant OHHHH like pregnant, pregnant, pregnant OHHH

by KillTheDead December 21, 2010

jstin

just straight chillen

-yo wats yo black ass doin?
-jstin, u?
-havin sex wit yo momz...man i banged her so hard, outta the 7 kids we had, 2 of em came out chinese!

by j.c. luvs amanda August 28, 2005

Justin Bieber

Gay ugly fat chipmunk

Is that Justin Bieber?
No, it's a gay fat ugly chipmunk.

by Junko April 26, 2016