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Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.
Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.
by sandvag May 18, 2021
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Castle J

Son Seongjun is best known by his stage name Castle J he is the leader of the Kpop group M.C.N.D. He is loud as fuck and will still your heart with obnoxious but necessary random noises. He’s not flexible by any means , but is good at everything else…except singing however he’s working on that.
by SonLeeJade January 19, 2022
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J Productions

Their the most cringe youtubers but their really funny. They mimic jake Paul to get viewsss and it does give them views. They are Savages and Dope.
“Oh Look, it’s J Productions”.
by hajdjdjfdjjw January 15, 2018
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Sniper J

He came with a sick tone and it went missing and he just been known to the extraterrestrial beings in Mars but he’s zip code is non existent
Sniper J really throwed THE MOTHERFUCKING sick tone... on the floor!
by Kskssksk July 13, 2021
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knee j

When a guy stands against a wall and a girl gets on her knees and voraciously blows him
Nick: I was really having a bad day until Tara gave me a knee j.

Tara: My knees hurt, can you get me some lotion.
by nickgolf10 July 19, 2010
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Sleepy j

Sleepy j falling asleep while giving a handy j
by Waihk July 8, 2018
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J&T

Jizzin tonic,

A drink made of tanqueret or Bombay sapphire gin, tonic , and a splash of pineapple juice served with a slice of lime
Can I please get a J&T , a jizzin tonic ...
by Progrocker333 June 9, 2018
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