intermission shower

an insanely quick shower taken during the intermission of a sporting event, such as between hockey periods

TV Announcer: And coming up on the Dodge intermission report...
Guy #1: Where'd Bob go?
Guy #2: He went to take an intermission shower. If he times it right he'll be back right before the puck drops for the 3rd period.

Not many things in life are as great as a perfectly-timed intermission shower.

by Kle K May 16, 2006

Shower Coffee

The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from

My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning

Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?

by phixxx September 5, 2013

Happy Shower

A shower that consists of masturbating and quick cleansing of the penis after the act has taken place.

"Fancy a wank.. brb off for a happy shower."

by Mr. Donlon September 16, 2012

emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

chemical shower

the act of cumming on a girls face and then giving her a golden shower to clean it off.

jen was feeling dirty last night so she let me give her a chemical shower

by codyhjs September 1, 2007

Jewish shower

A shower you take only once

Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'

by Highaf2007 September 1, 2018

spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.

Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!

by sblerghs March 10, 2003