February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

Elizabeth the second

this bitch is old

queen elizabeth the second

by bussymuncher July 26, 2022

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020

The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message

the second seal is war

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.

second-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Second skull

A motorcycle helmet

I'm going to ride my motorcycle so I'm going to put on my second skull!

by The Ink Man October 8, 2021

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024