Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.
by Spare-parts May 01, 2019
The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 22, 2015
When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?
by WiscoTheElder March 06, 2015
Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 08, 2020
When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair
by Jewbooty816 December 10, 2016
Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
by yofriendlyneighbourhoodgoat May 15, 2022