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Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021
mugGet the Pain or Hornymug.

Horny horget

A horny horget is when you Flash your head at him to let him know your horny
i had to horny horget that night

I cant believe i bowed so low that i had to horny horget
by Weiner ball man November 24, 2021
mugGet the Horny horgetmug.

horny russian

A russian thats horny( duh) and is the the best at sex but only with guys
My friend is a horny russian, we had sex last night
by Horny Finland October 12, 2022
mugGet the horny russianmug.

Horny

Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..
by Onyxl December 12, 2021
mugGet the Hornymug.

Horny

You really want to feel this way?
No i will not make a sentance about being horny
by Moon Tides January 18, 2022
mugGet the Hornymug.

horny

eggman: i want to fuck
sonic: you are horny kill yourself
by yummyc0ck May 15, 2024
mugGet the hornymug.

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