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hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.
Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?
by poolboyluva May 10, 2018
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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Horny Yuri

A boy/girl who wants to shag the Norris nuts and kisses my ass
by Cheesytoesloversss February 1, 2022
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Horny

She unfolded before him like a ripe pomegranate spreading its sepals for the summer. From above, the Mediterranean sunshine pooled between her bare thighs. He could not tear his eyes away from her glistening collarbones. For a second, as she lifted herself from the pool, a stiff breeze blew from the southeast, pleasantly cool. Through the sheer wet fabric of her nightgown he could see two small nubs. Her nipples: pebbling from the cold. He could see them standing fat and upright and felt a surge of desire so strong it nearly felled him. He thought only of tearing the nightgown from her body to reveal the petal-soft line of her waist.

He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
“God,” she said. “I’m quite horny.”
by m&m_345 February 5, 2023
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Horny

A guy that wants pushy and LOTS of it; sometimes referred to as an "Ethan"
That guyis so horny
Ikr? He's such an ethan
by shmoopypants November 30, 2023
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Drink Horny

The extreme need for any drink of any kind
Mike: Bro what's wrong with you
Tim: I'm so drink horny
by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024
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