google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.
A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.
by vladdycat May 28, 2011
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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat May 13, 2011
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Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.
When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.
by Bozotexano July 23, 2016
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google rich

When someone appears to be rich from a Google search of their name but in reality is not.
"Oh wow, he is rich!"
"No, he's just Google rich. He actually struggles to pay his rent."
by sanguinewiggly December 31, 2016
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google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat
my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation
by Monty Grail September 03, 2017
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google-plex

the act of typing "google" into google search engine and repeating infinitely.
dude you bro man. I just got trapped in a google-plex
by Bread_man69420 March 07, 2023
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