Donkey Punch

When you are having anal sex with your lover and you make the noise that of a donkey right before you ejaculate. If your lover, the one taking it, turns her head around (out of bewilderment) you, the one performing the shrill donkey noise, would punch her back with one punch.

Charlie wanted to spice things up for Olga so he told her he was going to give her a Donkey Punch. Olga did not know what it meant and played along. When Charlie was almost done he yelled liked a donkey and Olga, confused, turned around only to see him punch her back. Charlie thought it was amazing and Olga divorced Charlie immediately.

by Ony M. February 17, 2014

Donkey Lover

See "iPAQQ"

iPAQQahh... underage donkeys! that will be underground for sure.

by WTF was that good for? July 15, 2003

swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003

Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

donkey kick

See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.

by Anonymous July 07, 2003

Donkey Buck

The histarical actions/sounds a women or man makes during sex, when the vagina or anus is penatrated to deep.

man i donkey bucked dat ass so good she was running from dis dick...

by donkey_bucker 2000 May 26, 2009