by DylanHater!42 November 21, 2023
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is the most amazing person you'll meet. He's an amazing boyfriend. He'll make you feel better when you're sad, he would do anything for you. He loves it when you are being cute, which isn't that hard because he thinks everything you do is cute. He loves to just cuddle all day and be playing around with you. But wait for what happens after.. he breaks your heart. He can't take it anymore, it's getting too much for him. He needs space to think about what is happening. He won't talk for a while and just let you sit there crying, while you are still waiting for him. You will never forget him because in your mind he still is your favorite guy. You love him with every broken piece of your heart he broke.
by itsmeh.c; December 17, 2017
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Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.
by Cooliomoolio February 22, 2023
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!
Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
by Bob rickie May 25, 2022
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