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dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
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Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
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Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
by RareMojo September 21, 2021
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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ding dong

A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.

Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.

Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong

dude 2(gay): i love ding dong

dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
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