N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
by plorgy March 5, 2006
Get the cum bucketry mug.The act of forcefully ejaculating into a woman's orifice initiating her to gag violently and ultimately expel her undigested food and recently aquired semen.
by Alvaro N. February 29, 2008
Get the cum chowder mug.that moment when you have jizzed over your hands and haven't got any tissue so you have to leg it to the toilet to wash yourself. Mainly for guys.
by ilovehannah.s February 29, 2012
Get the cum-run mug.When a Euro or Russian pornstar sticks out her tongue to take the cum shot, and her tongue already has a thick white coating because she hasn't brushed her tongue from the last 300 cumshots.
I was all ready to shoot my load over that porno scene, but then that pornstar stuck out her cum tongue.
by borderland October 13, 2011
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Get the cum bus mug.A magnet for cum.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
Get the cum magnet mug.A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
by LordOhLAWD June 18, 2011
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