Crack Romance

A dysfunctional relationship between two crack heads. Often involving sexual favors in exchange for drugs.

I wish I could find a great guy to be in a crack romance with so that I wouldn't have to sell my body for drugs.

by CabanaGurl August 23, 2009

Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

by mjmnz April 3, 2022

cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol

My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.

“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?

by millczarr June 19, 2021

bag crack

The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.

man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!

by djtimyd July 31, 2017

Cracked the sooks

Cry baby, shy, coward

Someone has cracked the sooks

by Juicy_jungle June 4, 2022