course-grain vaginosis

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011

Courtesy shot

the act of shooting at a noob that is "sniping" by that means camping-

ex. that one player, xboxman28, is camping again courtesy shot his way
ex2.i sent that camper a curtosey shot and now he feels like hot shit next time i wont try to miss

by uncle_ben August 19, 2011

course is spring

When people are so happy about it being spring that it's their only response to anything.

Adrian: Do you want to watch George Lopez?
John: course is spring

by El Tuto Numero Cuatro August 22, 2011

Courtneye

A girl that is named Courtney and has one good eye and another eye that wonders around.

OMG, did you see that girl with one eye?!!? She must be a "Courtneye".

by hota$$ October 29, 2011

Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"

MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !

by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011

Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

courtesy clean

Before sexual intercourse, you and the other party have brief wash of your private parts to make the experience more hygienic and enjoyable.

"babe, give me a blow job please?"

"ok honey.. Ew your dick smells.. Go have a courtesy clean first"

by samanfuu September 14, 2013